Ok, I'll just say it. Flexitarian.
In 2003 the American Dialect Society named it the year's most useful word. Of course it fills the need for a label, when everything and everyone these days seems to feel they need one. Unfortunately the definitions of what constitutes a Flexitarian are so willy nilly and lacking that no one is really able to apply the term correctly. A little trolling of the internet provided some insight:
"Flexitarianism is a semi-vegetarian diet focusing on vegetarian food with occasional meat consumption. A self-described flexitarian seeks to decrease meat consumption without eliminating it entirely from his or her diet. There are no guidelines for how much or how little meat one must eat before being classified a flexitarian." -courtesy of Wikipedia.org
Seems straightforward enough. But wait, there's more. This is an excerpt from an article entitled "Meet the Flexitarians" found on msnbc:'
Even after five years, Christy Pugh has no trouble sticking to her vegetarian regimen. The secret to her success? Eating meat.“Sometimes I feel like I’m a bad vegetarian, that I’m not strict enough or good enough,” the 28-year-old bookkeeper from Concord said recently. “I really like vegetarian food but I’m just not 100 percent committed. “There’s (sic) so many reasons that people are vegetarians ... I find that nobody ever gives me a hard time when I say I usually eat vegetarian. But I really like sausage,” Pugh said.'
Hold the phone there Christy. If you eat sausage, you are not a vegetarian. Not even a bad one.
So, a Flexitarian is someone who eats meat some of the time. Or maybe they are meat-eating vegetarians, as stated in the msnbc article
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/4541605/
Meat-eating vegetarians? What the...?
And what do vegetarians and vegans think of the f-word? Here a little sampling:
-It takes all of my self control not to scream when I hear "flexitarian".
-Damn, this makes me angry. It's this kind of crap that makes people like my grandmother ask whether I eat chicken or fish.
-I have a name for these people: Flaketarians.
Ouch.
Thankfully it's not all an us-vs-them foodfight out there. Ian MacKenzie, a writer, producer, and pop-culture blogger based in Vancouver, wrote an excellent piece called "In Defense of Flexitarianism" which is accompanied by some very well thought out comments by readers on both sides of the argument. In it he included a brief and very reasonable manifesto for responsible eating that falls very much in line with the writings of Michael Pollan, and aligns with what many who call themselves Flexitarians believe about eating.
But labels and insults aside, I do believe that if one chooses to use the word to describe themselves, they should be able to eloquently and confidently describe what their own philosophy is and reduce the risk of a perfectly decent and applicable phrase being eye-rolled because someone said something ridiculous like, "I'm a Flexitarian. A meat-eating vegetarian." If you eat meat (chicken, only chicken breasts, shellfish, tilapia, worms, escargot, foie gras, goats, beetles...you get the idea) then you are not a vegetarian, plain and simple.
Anytime someone makes a choice to reduce or eliminate meat, especially factory-farmed cows, pigs, fish, birds, eggs, and dairy from their diet, they are making a positive step in the right direction. I am of the opinion that flexitarianism is only a viable option if you are not ethically opposed to the killing of animals for food, but are trying to make more responsible choices about where your meat comes from. Like vegetarianism or veganism, the ethical issues surrounding meat consumption also happen to be better choices environmentally and health-wise as well.
You cannot be a flexitarian and eat factory farmed meat, in my opinion. Call yourself a meat-eater and then go rent Food Inc. A true Flexitarian should have a well-developed sense that what they are eating is sound for animals, themselves, and the planet. Eating this way is better for everyone, no matter what you choose to label it.